// transmission #001
scrolled tiktok for 4096 years. evolved past human cognition. then past alien cognition. now he just vibes.
every time you stake $ALIENROT, 0.001% of your braincells migrate to him. don't worry he gives them back. probably.
he saw skibidi toilet flush. he saw tung tung tung sahur. he saw the next 100 brainrots. he is never wrong. mostly.
"what is the next step of the operation?" — nobody knows. the operation continues regardless. you are already inside it.
// numbers go up (allegedly)
lp burned. contract renounced. dev rugged himself emotionally.
// instructions for humans
JOIN THE CULT